< Latin Girl >

Mira mira mira mira mira.... Mira mira mira mira mira.... Mira mira mira mira mira.... Mira mira yo quiero Cuban girls, Cuban girls, I like em' Puerto Rican girls, Puerto Rican girls, yo quiero Mexican girls, Mexican girls, yo quiero Spanish girls, Spanish girls, I like em' Girls, Girls, Latin girls Latin girls, Latin girls Latin girls, What's happenin' girls? What's happenin' girl? What's happenin? I like Latin dem Latin women (I do) And they love me cause I'm that man With cocoa nuts and chocolate skin I'm that mocha masculine Feminines that are Latin call ya friends And call your cousins cause I know you got dozens of them Marias, Elizabeths, Sonyas and Blancas When I see ya you can get boned if ya wanta Yo quiero en I'm sincero If you never had an ichi let me be your primero We can hit the channel we can dance the bolero Have a shopping spree and you can spend my dinero But... I wish you was more like JLo (my love don't cost) Cause love don't cost a thing So why don't you let this king love the queen of Argentin Girl you know I know you know what I mean Cause I like them' Cuban girls, Cuban girls, I like em' Puerto Rican girls, Puerto Rican girls, yo quiero' Mexican girls, Mexican girls, yo quiero' Spanish girls, Spanish girls, I like em' Girls, Girls, Latin girls' Latin girls, Latin girls' You makin me hot girl! What's happnin' girl? What's happnin? (oh!) Que un da Que quieres con mi Mira muchacha esta es para ti Latina chicana por mi Mas finas me gusta me a si Mira ah, mira ah, mira ah, mami Esperate, esperate, esperate aqui We could connect and act humanly Indulge in animal instincts so we... We could have conversation or... Sexual relation or... We could explore find out more About things that we done before Whether it be kinky thoughts I'm a make your chonies drop Watch as this shorty rock I'll make your trick drop They call me cum a lot I like em' Latin girls, Latin girls' Latin girls, Latin girls' Que pasa senorita You a bronze skin mama Me a mama son I wanna take you to Havana We could get down every day of the semana Dance to the music and follow the guitarra (Clap, Clap, Clap, Come on) Dame un momento quelo vuelvo como peso Take you to Philippines then you don't have to spend a peso We got connection like a novel to Aurida I can relate cause latin girls look Phillipina Check your history there's no mystery between us Destiny made it possible to be us I know about your culture cause it's mixed with mine we go together well just like Beats and rhymes and Tequilas and limes and Celeste with pine and I'll say one more time I like them' Yeah'.... I like em'.... Yo quiero'.... Yo quiero'.... I like em'....

I�m sick. And it�s SO not fun. My nose won�t stop running. And the worst part? I have a Math Test today! Noooo! Why me?! Whyyyy? Man I look like shit ran over a million times than dumped up. Well, there went my ONLY chance at that cutie that sits next to me. Oh god, what if he gets sick because of me?! Well oh well that� what makes the world go round. And seriously, I might really make him sick because I have the worst luck in the entire world. No joke dude. Let�s start with example: this past weekend.

The setting: It was night in the Cal-Expo parking Lot when everyone was leaving the State Fair. I�m in my mother�s car with no socks or shoes on because my feet hurt.
The dumb idea: I need to get to the front of the expo to pick up my mom, my tia and my grandpa in his wheel chair. But all the parking exits are blocked unless I leave the park and go ALLLLLL the way around. That�s a good mile out of the way. But, Eureka! I see that someone had run down one of the road blocks. So I decide, I�ll just go over it too�
The dilemma: Now, because this is ME doing this and not just some random person. What happens? Is it a.) I go over it and make my way over to my family? Is it b.)Decide I can�t make it and go all the way around? Or is it c.) Screw it! I can make it! I go over the biatch! But oh no! What is this?! Oh nooooooo! I�m stuck!
The drama: I�m stuck people. I�m f-ing stuck. I;m dragging this long ass broken pole under my car and it�s making hella noise and EVERYBODY and their fat mama is looking, laughing and pointing. Thanks for the help folks, thanks so much. So glad to amuse, I aim to please. I�m in the middle of the freaking parking lot with this long ass white pole stuck under my mom�s black SUV.
The people: Some people walked by and said, �Oh, wow that�s bad. some said, �Oh you should get that out of there. some even said, �Oh, you should get someone to help you out with that.� but did ONE of these �smart� people help me out? NO! Those bastards laughed, pointed and went on wit their normal lucked self�s! I was appalled! My cousin Nina was pulling and I was driving forward trying to see if it would come out. I can�t believe how fucking useless people are.
The rescue: and who should happen to walk by and actually DO something about this mess? A bunch of cowboy hat wearin� wetbacks (I can say this because I AM a descendant of one�). And GOD BLESS THEM! I couldn�t get out the car to tahnk them properly cuz I had no shoes on and no socks and there was glass and shizzle on the floor. But I yelled out thank you and by then my mom and tia and grandpa were already there. I got yelled at in front of everyone. Not to mention the fact that my mom says, �Remember I said never to argue with a drunk person?� all evil-like.

Man I feel like such crap! I hate to be the whiner but dayum. I feel like I�m gonna fall out of my chair and pass out! Either that or my head will float away than crash and burn because my brain feels like a million pounds. Okay I�m done with that. I swear.

And now for my 5 minute take on the new Real World cast� What the hell is there to say? They all suck� dick. Literally! Every freaking cast member on that show is for the slong. Don�t give me that M.J crap cuz the boy is a numero uno metro-sexual. And his twin is so gay. I mean hello? His voice, how he acts? Exactly� I done flipped my lid when I found out the black guy was gay though. He does NOT look like he�s gay! I was screaming! I was like noooooooooo way! I did kinda wonder though when he was on Willie�s bed. I was like what black guy would be all up feeling on a gay guys bed like that? That was the only odd thing than BAM! Dropped the bomb shell. If he�s gay than he�s BI cuz I KNOW he has a thing for that black chick who think�s she�s white. Oh real world have you really sunken down to this? All seven of those cast members are trying WAY too hard to be cool. Especially that Trichelle wannabe. How sad. I really do feel bad for those retards.

I�m done for now cuz I feel like� I won�t say but you know how I feel. I love you all (my imaginary friends). Adieu. Peace.

�Elena

p.s. I bought the new (well newest) Incubis, Black eyed Peas and Muse CD�s yesterday. I LOVE the BEP!!! Fergie rocks! And I love that �Latin Girls� song! I scrolled it at the top. Check it out. ;)






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